listen up
gather 'round
all you snowflakes
settle down
you need a lesson on basic nutrition
and an overall assault on your moral decisions
you can't be healthy and not eat meat
it's a proven fact
probably
it's farmed and slaughtered all ethically
so stop lecturing people on what they can and can't eat

it's so plainly clear to see
the hypocrisy runs deep
when the minister of health
is also selling you red meat
it's obvious to see-ah
we're accustomed to bovina
from misleading studies
sponsored by the crooks at bord bia

moo x8
i love cows and so should you
they give me dairy, they give me food
they make great couches and comfy shoes
all calcium, no estrogen
testosterone, wash your foreskin
moo x8
i eat cows and so should you

a message to all of the weak males:
no one cares about your dietary curtails
though i understand why you act egregious
i'd do the same if i had a small penis
i expect better from someone with your education
but your schooling clearly complicates your situation
partisanship begets partisanship
should we blame the rich?
or educate the masses that they used to make their fortunes with

it's so plainly clear to see
the hypocrisy runs deep
when the minister of health
is also selling you red meat
it's oh so plainly clear
to sustain his own career
the dairy council butters up
michael creed's rear

cluck x8
i eat cocks, i mean hens
i mess up my words every now and again
but i don't fuck chicks
i mean men
i need protein and all that implies
being five foot five, it's a hell of a life so
cluck x8
i eat chicken, pheasant and duck

moo x8
i love cows and so should you
they give me dairy, they give me food
they make great couches and comfy shoes
all calcium, no estrogen
testosterone, wash your foreskin
moo x8
i eat cows and so should you

slaughter, pillage, maim and suffer
i love humans, there's no other
species that enslaves another
kills their young and rapes their mother
cattle to the grinning butcher
climate change is our destructor
moo x8
we all will die because of you